Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!