Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

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What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!