What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

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What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Baked Beings.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).