What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

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Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

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What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Baked Beings.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).