What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Baked Beings.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).