Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Why did the ska kid not get the job?

they were worried about his checkered past

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What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.