What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Tonic Jokes More Tonic Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

Gin Jokes More Gin Jokes

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin