Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.