Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Kenyan Jokes More Kenyan Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.