They heard there was water at the end
An inconsistensea.
Because it's too salty.
Red, because it runs the most.
Double check, mate
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
because Happy Hour ended.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal
Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"
Because they cant finish a race.
A Kenyan child.