They heard there was water at the end
It didn't want to get water in its eyes.
Jockey and Jill!
Because he's two radical.
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !
Brushing your teeth!
Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.
Religion.
He was second to Nun.
Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
A Kenyan child.