What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

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English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Educate Jokes More Educate Jokes

What does the educated owl say?

Whom

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Phd Jokes More Phd Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

Barista Jokes More Barista Jokes

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

Gender Study Jokes More Gender Study Jokes

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that "

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista