Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.