Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

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Ruth-less.

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His surname

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I glove you.

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Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

What is yellow and goes click-click?

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.