Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !