Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.