Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!