Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...