Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Acne Jokes More Acne Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.