Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Acne Jokes More Acne Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.