Pirate Movie Jokes

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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