Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"