What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!