What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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How do you calculate a girl's impulse?

F dt bich

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.