What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's the name of that movie about the war horse?

War Biscuit

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

Cry Baby Jokes More Cry Baby Jokes

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying