Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

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Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.