Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!