Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

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Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.