Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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How many men are in each corner?

3/5

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.