What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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She was feelin' the Bern!

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!