What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs

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A small medium at large

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!