7 Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What is worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 7 trees:)

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions?

A crime fighter.

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad?

deleted

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

What u call a black woman with 7 abortions?

Crimefighter

How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do?

7-1

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions?

a crime fighter

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

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