Occupy Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

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How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.