Occupy Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

Jk Jokes More Jk Jokes

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Protester Jokes More Protester Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Destine Jokes More Destine Jokes

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.