What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Palestinian Jokes More Palestinian Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

Mackerel Jokes More Mackerel Jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Big Eye Jokes More Big Eye Jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!