What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Palestinian Jokes More Palestinian Jokes

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

Mackerel Jokes More Mackerel Jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Big Eye Jokes More Big Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.