Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.