Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

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Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

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What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.