Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."