Because the date wasn't nailed down.
Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"
He spent all day gargoyling.
God is the answer.
Dew diligance
Because his mixtape was to die for...
She's fine. But the dog died.
He got suspended.
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
I replied "It's hard to keep track."
He got hammered with his buddies.
Nailed it