Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

Resurrect Jokes More Resurrect Jokes

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.