You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
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Because he lost his marbles.
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Don't touch my marbles.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!
We will We will Rock you!
because it's stoned.
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
We don't talk about it...
the nine-elephant
Haploid
They both got nailed all night.
Tourist
Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.
