Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

United Nations Jokes More United Nations Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

Breakup Jokes More Breakup Jokes

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.