What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

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What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.