What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"