Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.