Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.