Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.