What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.