Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!