What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.