How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm