Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.