How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense