How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

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What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.