What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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What do you call four drowning spanish teachers?

Cuatro sinko. )

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

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How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.