Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.