What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

Disaster Jokes More Disaster Jokes

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence