What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

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It just ran out of juice.

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What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why is a hurricane called a hurricane?

If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane

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What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office