Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper