Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.