Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!