Because his hose was in a different area code.
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
He came up short on his register.
You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
A: Because he was dead.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
