Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes