Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

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What do you call a blonde geek with cancer?

A dumb terminal

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.