Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Hose.
You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Because all of his hose had kinks.
Because his hose was in a different area code.
Jose and Hose "B."
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
Because...bros before hose!
Hose A and Hose B
Jose and Hose B
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far
He couldn't trust his hose.
Jose and Hose B.
jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
Hose A and Hose B.
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
Jose & Hose-B
Ola
El Diablow
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
Mourning wood
Anything you want to - it can't here you!
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
And he goes: " rrrrRough "
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
