What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!