What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!