What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!