What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

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A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.