What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you?

A senpairate.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!