Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.