Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What's the simplest way to make edibles?

Using an easy-bake oven.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Logic Jokes More Logic Jokes

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.