Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

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Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".