Crack it before they hack it.
He found a lump on his testicle.
Because Jesus saves.
Because they'll crack up anyways
A: You crack it up.
She never let go, Jack.
For the watch.
He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.
For giving arms to Iraq.
Because Jesus WEPt.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that