What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!