What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.