What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Previous Random Joke Next
Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Melon Collie Jokes More Melon Collie Jokes

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !