What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

B Jokes More B Jokes

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.