What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!