Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What the band's name?

me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

How does loose leaf watch TV?

Paper-view